How many f—ks does she give? Maybe a few.
Erika Jayne was bummed to watch Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley and their husbands laughing at her “unbelievable” stories about estranged spouse Tom Girardi in Wednesday’s episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”
“Felt great watching this 😔,” Jayne, 50, tweeted with a sad face emoji, in response to a fan who shared images of the foursome cracking up together.
“Team Erika, but only to her face!” the fan added.
The latest installment of the Bravo series saw Richards, 52, and Kemsley, 45, detailing some of Jayne’s claims about Girardi to their respective husbands, Mauricio Umansky and Paul “PK” Kemsley.
Earlier in the episode, Jayne perplexed Richards with a string of shocking events involving Girardi, 82, and the singer’s adult son, Tommy, from a previous relationship.
The “Pretty Mess” author alleged that Girardi confronted a burglar in his Pasadena mansion and was later sent to the hospital for surgery after an eye injury. She then claimed Tommy drove out to check in on Girardi and then flipped his car “five times” on his way home.
According to Jayne, Girardi and Tommy ended up being “OK.”
“I’m suggesting she’s been in a controlling marriage for 20 years and she’s still being controlled,” PK, 52, said, questioning Jayne’s alibi. “I think Tom lied to Erika and Erika went along with it.”
He also expressed suspicion over Jayne’s recent claim that Girardi became unconscious for 12 hours following a 2017 car wreck. Years prior, she only mentioned an ankle injury from the accident.
“There’s no car rolling, there’s no 12 hours unconscious,” PK said.
For his part, Umansky, 51, felt there were “lies all over the place,” adding that he found it odd Jayne previously emphasized Giardi’s purported ankle injury instead potential brain trauma.
“If a doctor comes to you and says, ‘Your husband’s been hurt, he’s rolled over, he’s been unconscious, we need to operate … who says no?” the Agency founder said.
Kemsely called Jayne’s stories “bonkers” before trying to make sense of the situation.
“Here’s another scenario,” the Dorit & Nektaria bridal designer said. “They get to the ER and the doctor says, ‘Listen, there may have been brain trauma or there was some head trauma, we want to operate on his ankle or we wanna operate …’”
Her husband then chimed in to say he could no longer “engage in this conversation,” while poking fun at Jayne’s odd accounts.
“‘Let’s not do the brain, let’s focus on the ankle!’” PK exclaimed. “He’s not a f—king soccer player, he’s a lawyer! He’s a 79-year-old lawyer!”
“And the wife goes, ‘Not the brain, do the f—ing ankle!’” he added, causing Kemsley, Richards and Umansky to erupt in laughter. Richards even shielded her face as to possibly hide her reaction from viewers.
Jayne is currently facing a series lawsuits pertaining to allegations that her luxurious life with Girardi was funded by stolen money meant for plane crash victims he represented.
A class-action lawsuit filed against Jayne and Girardi last year claimed that their November 2020 divorce filing was “a sham attempt” to protect their money from victims who seek to collect debts.
As her legal miseries play out on “RHOBH,” most of Jayne’s friendships with her co-stars have crumbled off camera.
Page Six exclusively reported last week that her “only friend left” at the moment is Lisa Rinna.
“Lisa is the only friend left because this week’s episode is hard for her to watch with some of the women making fun of her,” an insider said.
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.